first off, you really missed it. by you, i mean anyone other than joe and heather, who were our tag- team studio audience for the last distinguished p interview (another great success, if you even have to ask). this round was ignacio del espacio, famed emailist and puppeteer. he spoke about life growing up in the carribbean and whether or not he was popular there. sadly, he has not met any other famous people before so we couldn't dwell on that, but he did reveal his birth name. that's right, ladies- anyone wanna take a cruz? that info is top secret, of course. not that i cant print it here, but now you just have to keep the secret. and the walk out is at three on friday.
i think you should all do yourselves a favor and visit: www.cafepress.com/jesus_was_black
for some good gift ideas for the holidays. Your religious extended family will appreciate one of these christmas tree ornaments. also theyre designed by a girl i work with at the mall. thats right, i said it. the mall- lets just get that out of the way.
the most pressing thing i have to tell you about it, and it's really that i just want to get it off my chest- to tell someone, is: i hate coach bags. and everyone and their mother, especially their mother, has one- either a coach or a fauxch. theyre just so dingy and brown and mediocre. they look like the purses that you'd pass right over at the thrift store- old and beat- up looking even when theyre new, lame design- i feel bad just looking at them. this guy coach has made a killing on this marketing strategy- make a bunch of boring purses with a monotonous logo repeated all over it, and colors? how about brownish grey and tope? overprice them et voila! they're desirable.
enough about those damn bags. i mean, if youre gonna do a logo bag, youre better off with louie vuitton. though still somewhat ugly, they look cuter, but that could just be because they seem more exclusive. you wear that purse to say, "look at all my money, babay, i just drape it on my arm like this"
and whats with the new trend of everyone carrying purses with cow prints on them? most women, i think, don't want the allusion of heifers anywhere near them. then why? why are they all carrying these big cow bags? this is a new trend- i really only started noticing it a few weeks ago. if i didnt work at the mall i would never know about these things and possibly neither would you. finally, you dont have to go all the way to the mall to hear breaking fashion news like this. just keep on tuning in, folks.
i'd like to post some of the audio from the interviews here. who am i kidding- my computer doesnt even have sound or images. before you laugh, i like having a little older, less intelligent model around. it's workin for me and not the other way around, know what i mean? i don't want no "hal" moments around here.
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who said that?